Okay so not exactly; this is a little bit about ugly_kitties' character Laurent, Khalil's boyfriend.

( On seeing your landlord naked... )

More about uglykitties' characters from Khalil's story.  This time, the appealingly ambiguous Alex!

( The brutal light of the next morning. )

My pal Hupsoonheng is working on NaNoWriMo, and I am loving her story so far.  I love the story, I love the main character, I love to hate the Francophone antagonist.  Therefore, I've written some fan-fiction, if you will, of the man humiliating himself on a disgusting couch. Enjoy!
( Three-buck Chuck follows... )

The first five people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

(Everyone should write, and I am desperate to whore myself to Spug).

( Read more... )

I don't know why, but my smut lately has had three main themes:
1. Cock rings
2. The Cowboy position, and
3. Premature ejaculation.

I haven't the faintest idea why.  You'd think that cock rings would tend to negate the premature ejaculation.  They don't actually show up in the same story.  It's just sort of a rotating cast of concepts that's taking up ( Read more... )

The Terrible Crossover Fanfic Idea generator says I should write:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and West Side Story.
The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea GeneratorOk... -cracks knuckles- I can do that. So, ( Read more... )

I write a lot of smut.  However, most of it is slash fanfiction (I know, I know), and I only post it in communities where I know they'll care to hear it.  However, this short piece requires no prior knowledge of the fandom, and I am really pleased with how it turned out, so I'm posting it here.  Free sample smut.  It was written in response to a ( Read more... )

In the course of writing some fanfiction smut for the charming and talented  piratehatter, I was moved to slash two characters who were not what she had requested at all.  They're not technically men, they're artificial intelligences; one's a shipboard computer, the other is an android.  However, they both have male names, and that makes them fair game for gay ( Read more... )